Like I’ve mentioned many times before, I work for the airlines, and I do not exaggerate when I tell you that I see all manner of people. Some people just absolutely blow my mind.

This is what’s running through my inside voice: “Are you serious? Are you actually serious? Tell me you’re joking. You’re joking, right? You’re not really saying the words that I think I hear coming out of your mouth? Nah, you’re totally joking.”

But alas, they are not.

But when I saw this on the news… you know what, just see for yourself.

This takes the cake.